Knot on the thread

– Hello, have I come to the Indian Embassy? – Yes! How can I help you?

– Oh. You’re sure this is the Indian embassy? – Oh, noooo, this is the Indonesian!

– Indonesian? – Yes, this is the Indonesian Embassy.

– What’s the difference? – The difference?

– Yes, what’s the difference between India and Indonesia? – … I think you should try calling one eight eight one. They will help you find India.

– How about you just transfer me over to India. – No, I cannot transfer …

– Sure you can. I’m positive it’s nearby. – Sorry, I cannot transfer you.

– Well, if that’s the case, I think you should … ehm … consider your position. – Position?

– Never mind._